"Her" parody: Seth Rogen’s "Him"
from the “A Babe-ilicious Healing Justice Statement” written by the BadAss Visionary Healers (BAVH)
Tieraney Carter, Rico Kleinstein Chenyek, M’kali-Hashiki, Marcelo Felipe Garzo Montalvo, Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha, Jonah Aline Daniel
"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"
"She was the still point of the turning world, man. I never got over that girl. Never. I mean… you know, I loved a lot of ladies, but not like that. That was real. I’ll never forget the first time I saw her. I didn’t know what had hit me. I didn’t know what to do, cause it was so easy with all the other girls, but she wouldn’t look at me. I was never the kind to pursue, if you know what I mean. That girl drove me crazy, man."
Trip Fontaine, The Virgin Suicides (1999)
Frank Ocean’s tweets.
Make fun of your baby for shitting itself