"Her" parody: Seth Rogen’s "Him"
from the “A Babe-ilicious Healing Justice Statement” written by the BadAss Visionary Healers (BAVH)
Tieraney Carter, Rico Kleinstein Chenyek, M’kali-Hashiki, Marcelo Felipe Garzo Montalvo, Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha, Jonah Aline Daniel
"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"
"She was the still point of the turning world, man. I never got over that girl. Never. I mean… you know, I loved a lot of ladies, but not like that. That was real. I’ll never forget the first time I saw her. I didn’t know what had hit me. I didn’t know what to do, cause it was so easy with all the other girls, but she wouldn’t look at me. I was never the kind to pursue, if you know what I mean. That girl drove me crazy, man."
Trip Fontaine, The Virgin Suicides (1999)
Frank Ocean’s tweets.
Make fun of your baby for shitting itself
So there goes my life,
passing by with every exit sign.
It’s been so long,
sometimes I wonder how I will stay strong.
god, middle school memories.